Why do pyjamas have pockets? The only thing that would fit in the tiny square patch pocket that I’ve just noticed on my PJ shorts is a condom, or perhaps a coin. I’m not planning on spending two euro in my sleep so should I be packing a Johnny in case the man of my dreams turns up in my eh, dreams?
Also, “pyjama” is a weird word.
Finally, I’m aware that my two most recent posts have a tampon and a condom in their featured images, which apart from both ending in “om” have a strong connection to vaginas. Stop blushing.