Is there a God of Irony?
He be male and He doth sense with undisclosed powers the moment of exactitude at which it is most ripe to reassert His presence in the celestial consciousness of the Goddess of Psyche. He be emboldened by His nose for those new and other gods, lesser in His eyes, who doth hold no rightful lodging in the body of His goddess. Gathering the scent of these upstart dogs, He doth return unto the scene of His disappearance to resume His mighty game of MindFuck.
Tom Hiddleston features as Henry V here because Tom Hiddleston.