Episode 2-94 – Punch Drunk 

I didn’t have time to run today, maybe that’s why I’m a human boxing glove twitching to, you know, box someone. 

One, or all, of the following might help: 

  • Gin
  • Chocolate 
  • Chocolate gin 
  • Gin flavoured chocolate 
  • A private tropical island 
  • A private tropical island with a chocolate gin cocktail 
  • Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia 
  • A Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia and gin ice cream float with chocolate sauce served on a tropical island
  • A Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia and gin ice cream float with chocolate sauce served by Leigh Halfpenny on a tropical island 
  • A Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia and gin ice cream float with chocolate sauce served by Leigh Halfpenny on a tropical island with a side of Xanax 
  • A Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia and gin ice cream float with chocolate sauce served by Leigh Halfpenny on a tropical island with a side of Xanax and a foot rub from Idris Elba 
  • A Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia and gin ice cream float with chocolate sauce served by Leigh Halfpenny on a tropical island with a side of Xanax and a foot rub from Idris Elba with the Headspace app on a loop 

Alternatively, I’ll take an Amitriptyline, a club milk and snuggles from my dogs. 

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